For some reason, in a dream over the weekend, I had someone saying "FURNISH HIM" in the voice of the guy in Mortal Kombat who says "FINISH HIM!"

When I woke up this seemed funnier than it actually is and I soon realised it was additionally crap in that you'd never have the cause to say "Furnish him" in a dramatic voice.

But after telling my housemate about it we came up with some much better variations on this...so, fellow DiSers I give you...

"Guinness him!", which you could say when getting a round in the pub or "Spinach him!" if someone wants some spinach at a dinner party.

You're very welcome.

Oh and before the abuse starts, fuck the lot of you.