http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1331

Totally amazing. Favourite parts:
- "I have not set foot in a grocery store in years. Nevermore will I bumble through endless confusing aisles like a pack-donkey searching for feed while the smell of rotting flesh fills my nostrils and fluorescent lights sear my eyeballs and sappy love songs torture my ear"
- Criticising architects for having the audacity to assume that every house buyer wants a kitchen. The nerve!
- Importing custom-made clothing from China and only wearing it once, because this is more efficient than doing laundry