Can't really be arsed with a politics thread, today is my Saturday and I'm on a train and that, but this is just wondrously stupid.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33561504

Short version: an elected government represents everyone in the country, so anyone who didn't win the election shouldn't oppose because that's the behaviour of little crybabies and instead everyone should get behind the Tories.

Feel free not to engage with the paper-thin content and instead just slag off any of the following:
New Labour
Osborne
Clegg
Royter
Liz Kendall
Murdoch
People who wear unnecessary hats

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