not a woe-is-me thread, just dumb reasons why kids picked on you:

Mine:
one of the shortest pupils in the class (early)
being 'weak' (didn't mind being teased by kids my age; it was the younger, tougher kids that were a problem)
studying hard (later)
taking things 'too seriously'
being quiet and 'weird'
not being into any music/bands/trends
never had a girlfriend, or kissed a girl by age 11 (when in fact did, I was just shy about it at the time. It was spin the bottle though.)
that time I cried in Year 7 probably didn't help

your turn