I live here.

I've spent the past couple of years culturally and socially hibernating/hiding from the world, but now I'm finally ready to re-emerge and resume life and go out and have fun and do all the other stuff that vaguely normal human beings do.

So what TO do? I'm interested in all the usual crap you'd expect, so recommendations along the lines of what you'd suggest to the touristy visitor types, but also the kind of things you can only viably do if you lived here.

Thanks x