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Possible things to look at when you first walk into a bar

Fuzzy_Dunlop [Edit] [Delete] 15:20, 28 April '15

1) The pumps to see what beers they have
2) The table and seating arrangement, scoping out where to sit
3) The back shelf to see what spirits they have
4) The floor, because you are socially anxious
5) The ceiling, because you are high off drugs, also some pubs now hand pictures on their ceiling
6) The telly to check the score
7) The boards on the walls to see what food is on offer
8) The bar staff to check how hot they are or if you recognise them
9) Your watch to check how long you have until last orders
10) The clientele to check their perceived threat level or if you recognise anybody


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