Real football fans will be all ears but mainly EYES on the humdinger of weekend championship fixtures.
All top six play each other this weekend so you can FORGET your turgid already-sewn-up EVILChelsea won premier league or your EuroAttentionindie leagues, the CHAMPIONSHIP is where it is AT.

Check out the fixtures on THIS. Phwoaaarrr!!!

IPSWICH V WATFORD – MASSIVE!!!11
DERBY V WOLVES – MASSIVER!!!!11
M'BORO V BOURNEMOUTH* – MASSIVEST1!!!

In other matches of our lives Stuart ‘#headsgone’ Pearce OUT! FOREST take on that bloke no one really remembers NEIL’S NORWICH – WOWzer

If that wasn’t enough there is also THE London derby we have all been waiting for in MILLWALL V BRENTFORD – BLIMEY!!11

THE COMEDY CHAIRMAN CUP Also takes place with wound up Leeds taking on a Blackpool team now home a bloated post year in vegas Jamie O’hara - JEEZ LOUISE!

Please deposit thousands of incredibly dull posts about Arsenal, Liverpool or Syphilis below

*Bournemouth to lose 4-0 to the mighty brough #calledit#kingtipper