Watched amused as conkers fell on to a couple in a convertible behind me in traffic recently. They weren't hurt and seemed to think it was funny too.

Haven't been hit by bird shit in a while.

Coconuts may not kill as many people per year as we're always being told.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2405/are-150-people-killed-each-year-by-falling-coconuts
Bout time people got off their backs.

Coconut water was £2 a litre in Asda recently, should have cleaned up. It's back to £3.48 now.