http://www.ely-news.co.uk/Thousands-expected-attend-Ely-Apple-Festival/story-23074230-detail/story.html

I'm not actually around on Saturday. But I'm sure you fellow bog-dwellers are.

"As ever, Palace Green will come alive with apple-related activities, including apple and spoon races, an apple shy, an apple market, apple identification games and displays, woodturning demonstrations, storytelling, cookery demonstrations, folk music, Morris dancing and competitions, including the ever-popular longest apple peel contest."