1.30AM, SKY SPORTS
COLTS @ TEXANS (both 3-2)

This will probably be a shootout, the Colts have the 2nd best Offence in the league while the Texans are running the ball til they reach Califor-ny-ay. Colts are the more complete team and so probably should win, but J.J. Watt has been his usual terrifying self and may have something to say about that. (IND by 4-5)

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
What are NFL's English/Welsh equivalents? So far we've had everyone = Leeds' (but mostly Oakland), United = Pats or Cowboys, Steelers as Liverpool THROW YOUR COLLECTIVE HATS IN THE RING