Recognisable, but not too famous person presenting them
Passable food, not hot enough
Trying to make the drinks last
Making awkward conversation
One table getting really lairy and cheering whenever they're mentioned
Applause drying up as the ceremony wears on, general murmur of chatter growing louder
Selection of popular but vastly inappropriate songs soundtracking the interminable walk to the stage
Terrible speech from the key sponsor

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