I had a pint of Heineken in a pub last night (!!!!) and before they poured the beer they sort of spritzed it with ice or something so it was super chilled and then they didn't have beer mats so the table got really wet from condensation and Arsenal were shit anyway so I don't know why I bother quite frankly.

Erm...stupidest beer gimmick* you can think of?

*I quite like the Guiness thing where there's like a sonic boom that makes it froth up