Just to annoy a couple of the lonely regulars.

As has become the norm on tranny deadline day, yer man Borza's getting thing's going early. What a time to be alive, eh! Who can remember the day City signed Robinho...or...erm...well, y'know, the day City signed Robinho. They've pretty much all been washouts since then, but got a feeling this might be a guddun with United billioballing it, City having half a squad to trim, and other clubs needing to strengthen after realising they're going to finish thirty points behind Chelsea.

A quick recap for you...

CITY:
No incomings expected but being linked with Falcao to bump up his fee and wages elsewhere, but several to ship out, with Negredo joining Valencia on loan with a £20m fee agreed for next summer, Micah Richards talking to Sunderland and West Ham, John Guidetti off to Fiorentina, and Matija Nastasic said to be going to Spurs.

CHELSEA:
Remy in, Destro to possibly follow. Cech (PSG) and van Ginkel (Milan) said to be leaving on loan.

LIVERPOOL:
Agger gone, Borini talking to Inter, Lucas being strongly linked with a move away, already done lots of business. Will probably be linked with their customary deadline day bid for James Milner.

ARSENAL:
Linked with Falcao and Bacca. Lilely to sign a striker. Another club linked with Nastasic. Rabiot from PSG mooted.

SPURS:
Nastasic in on loan. Welbeck in, Soldado out on loan, possibly. Andros + cash for Jay Rodriguez after club baulked at the valuation of Morgan Schneiderlin, the league's most overrated player.

EVERTON:
Who cares?

MAN UNITED:
Colombian press reporting a cash bid accepted for Falcao in the region of £50m. Blind (£15m), de Jong (£10m) and Vidal (£40m) bids accepted according to various sources. Kagawa gone to Dortmund, Hernandez in Madrid, Welbeck going to Spurs, TC23 talking to Villa.

HASHTAG OFF!!!