When you yawn, do you
a) cover your mouth
b) don't cover your mouth

Sexy skidmarks on the toilet. (yours, now) Do you
a) flush and wipe it up
b) flush it leaving it for the next person

Do you wash your hands?
a) yes
b) no

Do you wash your hands prior to preparing food for your loved ones?
a) yes
b) no

It's 4am in the morning. You're hungry/thirsty!!!
Do you
a) wait til everyone is up in the morning/a normal time like 6/7am to get your food
or drink from the glass/jug of water you already have next to the bed in advance of such perilous situations
b) get up and clatter around, fuck them, you're hungry/thirsty.

Get answering lads and ladettes.