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Got a dilemma with my bird

Portuguese_Breakfast [Edit] [Delete] 14:25, 7 August '14

Hi guys. Wondered if you could help. I'm from Hazel Grove just outside Stockport near Manchester. I'm seeing this girl and she is fair fit like, but when we have a sexy time she starts making noises which aren't natural mate, like a creature from outer space i.e. an elephant. Does this mean she's pregnant? I'm only 19 and I love kids but having one would be too much right now and totally mess up my career ambitions as I'm in this Oasis tribute band and we've been booked to play a well good tour supporting Reverend and the Makers next March. Tom Clarke from the Enemy gave us the thumbs up on Twitter as well. Sick!


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