http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-27/fastest-growing-metro-area-in-u-s-has-no-crime-or-kids.html

Sure they're a bit, you know, Republican-y, but I reckon retiring here - instead of just rotting in the house you raised your cunt kids in - would be pretty amazing.

Also - loads of shagging, the dirty old fucks. Sign me up!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657325/Ten-women-man-black-market-Viagra-thriving-swingers-scene-Welcome-The-Villages-Florida-elderly-residents-Sex-Square-cocktail-honor-woman-68-arrested-public-sex-toyboy.html

Whaddya think? Should we reserve a sector just for DiS retirees?