Just remembered, in year four, we organised the first football match in our school's history against Tachbrook. The pitch had a huge slope and we were playing uphill for the first half. Despite being much better players than them, we couldn't get ahead as it was such hard work, and we went in at 0-0.

Just after the break, their striker broke up the hill and was one-on-one with the keeper. He was cynically hacked down and they were awarded a penalty. The penalty was fired straight at the keeper, who caught it and immediately punted it downfield, in celebration. It bounced once, sailed over their keeper and we went 1-0 up. Everyone went nuts.

We went on to win 11-0.