In my younger and more vulnerable years, when I had long hair and frequented indie nights, I was often told I looked vaguely* like a roster of C list musicians: the offensive (Johnny Borrell), the acceptable (Carl Barat) and the downright rude (the chubby bassist cousin from Kings of Leon).

Tried to unsuccessfully grow a beard once and my gf’s Mum told me I looked a bit like Johnny Depp, he of pubey beard.

I shamefully admit I used the above to pull some Lovely Ladies, gf’s Mam not being one of them.

I realise the title of this thread is a bit Buzzfeed.

Who you?

*not at all