Q1.what was your first email address?
Q2.ever seen any outrageous email addresses in a professional capacity?

a1. boabytash@aol.com
a2. seen a few absolute belters used on cv's and stuff through work, best i can remember are - stickybrowndischarge@hotmail.co.uk and epilepticstarfish@yahoo.com, both were used in job applications

now you go...