Madrid win the European Cup. Rotherham and Fleetwood promoted. Hibs relegated.

Big Poch in talks with Spurs to become their manager for twelve months.

Brentdan signs a new four year deal!

Tom Ince off to Inter.

Rio to QPR to bring down the average age of their back four.

Dani Alves plus cash for Marquinhos. Oof!

Leicester and West Ham offer GazBaz £100k a week to snub his fourth-place Emirates dreams.

Any other nearly done tranny biz?