i occasionally consider "pulling a moker" and trying to move into doing something good with my life
yesterday i got around to thinking "oh yeah, i could be an airline pilot"
turns out you have to spend c£60k on training. how the fuck does anyone do that? also, i'm probably too old cos when you get to 30 you're too old to learn anything new.

anyway, what are some other cool dude jobs, and please give your excuses for not doing them below`