* everyone turns into kissinginkansas as city drop points at home to booger team sunderland, with connor sammon getting a two-for. who are the title favourites now? man utd!

* bale truly arrives on the grandest stage of them all with a superb solitary goal in 'la FA cup'.

* everton moyes it up against palace. have a feeling the man himself will treat it like a title win if utd end up squeaking his old club to 5th (or 6th) place.

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