I have. I was having a smoke before getting on the rail replacement bus the other day and there was a woman there also smoking and chatting to the driver. She was explaining that she'd been to Holyhead for the weekend and said "Of course you get proper men there, not like [looks at me] these skinny wetwipes in skinny jeans and Bieber haircuts you get round here."

How rude. I do not have a Bieber haircut.