Manc derby tonight, the not quite unstoppable force meets the entirely movable object. David Moyes cannily observes that Yaya Toure is probably better then Tom Cleverley.

Two excellent pieces of decision making by the FA, freeing The Arsenal Two and assigning Andre Marriner to referee Southampton, whose players are all identical.

Arsenal begin identifying potential successors in case Wenger doesn't renew his contract. So far they've come up with Jurgen Klopp and Steve Bould.

Lukaku to Spurs? Hartdog to Madrid? Nope.

AOB?