1)andyvine night vision goggles

http://botdev.symbolengine.com/?p=59

2) i've just invnented "light vision goggles". bounces light off things and then directly back into your eyes allowing you to see with greater clarity.

3) just saw this status in my facebook feed.

"My colleague who is almost ten years younger than me has been telling me about loads of lads her age having perms."