real football fixtures (all Sat):

West Brom v United (12.45)
Cardiff v Fulham
Palace v Saints
Norwich v Stoke
Chelsea Spurs (17.30)

tyldesley andy clive townsend fuckshituseless cup:

Arsenal Everton (12.45 Sat)

Sheff Utd Charlton (12.00 Sun)
Hull Sunderland (14.00 Sun)
Man City Wigan (16.05 Sun)

Arsenal Everton and west brom crushing the holders could be interesting.

in Europe stuff might happen but I can't be arsed to look it up

Luckily next weekend better sport and more logical sport will be available as Lewis Hamilton drives his reliable Mercedes so fast that Jenson Button's slightly slower but even more reliable Mclaren wins a victory in one of the races which has normal points not double points.