Zlatan gets a burger named after him. about time, too.

Arsenal continue to be AMAZING. Giroud is a beautiful man, eh.

Chelsea pop four past a hapless Steaua - no one cares. Shurle looks very good. Eto takes a shot when he probably should have slotted Cole in. Cole turns round to go mental, ball goes in off unlucky defender. Cole and Eto happy.

Celtic unlucky - Brown, the fucking thug lets the whole of scotland down. That chap should have scored that header at 0-0. Neymar obviously told to sort his hair out.

Championship stuff, too.