Me. I will be, rather. It's complicated, the bride and I have been friends for ever, I barely know the groom, I'm in the wedding party.

Okay, it's not all that complicated.

The "theme" is "Naughty and Nice", and we're supposed to bring gifts to do with that for the honeymoon night.

I was wondering if the lovely people of DiS would help me out with a few suggestions as to what, as a man, I should bring as a gift.

All suggestions appreciated, thanks very much.