Good orbad.

Picked up my granny from the hairdresser earlier. She was asleep under the head thing (not sure what its called)

Anyway, therewas a reaaly hot girl in there washing old hair, so I used the note technique, (after a little investigating behind the scenes) she called meand we're gonna hook up.

Yeah thats right, justa name and a number (anda random exclamation mark) got me a date. She will defo kick me into touch within 2 dates, ut I'm really not sure why the note technique is more lauded round here.

My granny was impressed, btw

Shut the fuck up, silky you prick