my friend recommended me a chap who was studying to do swedish massage and asked if I'd like 3 free sessions. who wouldn't?

anyway, this chap came round but he talked too much (a 1 hr session lasted 3hr) and he was actually really rubbish. I didn't feel relaxed at all - basically due to all his nattering (he also sweated a lot, sometimes on my back) and it was generally an experience I didn't look forward to. which is crazy.

I actually told him that he talked too much when he asked my feedback, which seemed to go down well.

anyway, he is fully qualified now and he wants to give me a massage. problem is, I don't want one.

another problem - he lent me a book, which I think is his way of saying 'you're definitely gonna have at least one session'

so - I guess out of courtesy, I have to have at least one session, no? this is the right thing, yeah?

£32 a pop, too.

he keeps sending me invites on Linkdin - don't even know what this means, but I keep getting reminders

real Larry David moment

please stop posting