You generally expect to wake up the next day with loads of meat and booze, no?

Yeah!

Anyway, woke up on sunday, legged it down the stairs to check my booty

Half a tub of sainsburys basic sweetcorn potato salad
6 slices of dairylea...not sure who the hell bought this, there were a few strangers there.

Fucking dispicable, huh.

As an aside, I was telling someone earlier this exact same anecdote and they asked me what I provided. 6 sausages and some mission deli wraps, was the answer. They said that was a little mean. I disagreed and countered by saying its not up to me to provide food and booze for everyone. 6 snags is plenty enough for me, so if everyone bought enough there is no issue.

Fed up of this thread now, but feel free to pick du bones