Yet more entertainment in England's premier cup competition, as always-a-laugh Blackburn are dumped out on penners by Carlisle after a 3-3 draw. Notts County and Leeds also through. Draw at 12:30pm today.

Celtic boring. No Champions League shocks elsewhere, really.

Chelsea absolutely jizzed on by Real Madrid.

Strong rumours growing that United are very close to bringing Ronaldo back.

Spurs sign Truman Capote.

Luis Suarez sent to Coventry (Northampton), as Arsenal continue their public tapping up of the poor lad.

QPR sign Gary O'Neil.

Anzhi's owner turns off the money tap. A warning sign to other clubs who are bankrolled by billionaires methinks, like Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United.

Some Europa League qualifiers tonight.

Any other business?