Think we pay £12 per month for the outsides of the windows to be cleaned, the exterior hallways and landings to be mopped, and the grass to be cut.

A guy i know reckons he pays £40 a week for the same. Think he's lying, though he does live in a big, shared flat.

Do you pay one, or have you in the past, and what's the most obscene one you've heard about?

Shoot...