I'll kick us off

Rupert Murdoch bribes ambulance drivers to go out at night in their ambulances, drive recklessly through the countryside, and then bring all the roadkill to his house the next morning. After this, he will generally not be seen or heard by anyone for at least four hours

Rebekah Brookes is banned from the McDonalds next to the Holiday Inn in Crewe for threatening to, in her words, 'knife the cleaner for an extra straw'. She knew that the straws were free, but did it for the pure thrill

Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brookes were both involved in an emotionally intense three-way affair with fictional infant detective Gadget Boy during one of his many adventures in history