I just went out to the shop to get some tea. All my pants are in the wash (just been on holiday) so I wore a long black skirt with a slit up the back and hoped for the best. Feeling a bit sassy, I put that song Green Onions on (dont know if you know it). Walking along minding own business then was very nearly knocked right over by a speeding car turning left as I crossd the road. But I wasn't, so I gave the driver an acerbic glare and then strutted off to eat a tub of pasta and three onion bhajis. Seems like it should be an advert for panty liners or something.

Gonna get moousee drunk tonight. What are you doing to yourselves?