so, you're playing tennis and your first serve is long. the idiot you're playing with chases after the ball to retrieve it? IDIOT! I have another ball in my pocket and you're ruining my flow, maaan. this happens with a girl who I sometimes play. tried to tell her but its not sinking in. GUUURLZ

you're playing golf and you're about to address the ball and some numbskull asks you a question. what the hell, man!?1 I'm primed to sink this 12 footer and you're asking what I'm having for tea? IDIOT!

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