His trial started today.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-22871185

[Aside: I still find it strange that she cannot be named even though she was all over the newspapers and TV when they did a flit to France. It put me in mind of when Bowyer and Woodgate were tried for that fracas in Leeds, and BBC News showed some match footage of them with pixilated faces. Bizarre.]

Anyhow, have any of you lot ever had an 'inappropriate' fling?