OK guys stop panicking, I can see it's been a tough morning with that UKIP thread getting to double figures and the general air of boredom about the place but fear not, I'm here with an egg thread.

How far would you go with an egg? I like to poach an egg in a noodle soup, or have an egg on top of my pasta. I like to have scrambled eggs on a crumpet or potato waffles. I've never done it but I reckon I'd have an egg on top of a roast beef dinner.

I think I'd draw the line at egg curry. Seems wrong. Once I had boiled egg with a curried mustard dressing on it, it was actually nice. But like an egg bhuna? No, that's where it has to stop.