D-Bex retires, the world's media get theri willies out, the general public shrugs a bit, a few Reds get very defensive about the big man. Paul Scholes just gets his retirement underway with a quiet dignity.

Gus Poyet suspended for encouraging dirty protest at Selhurt, *allegedly*.

The FA get serious on racism but not really.

Fat Frank signs new one-year deal at the Chavs.

Paddy V gets the Man City EDS big job. #NewPep

Pochettino threatens to walk.

Hearts on the brink.

Arsenal want Wazza.

Frugal Spurs draw up new £170k-a-week deal for Balealdo, threaten to sign David Villa again.

Falcao changes his mind about going to Monaco.

Madrid derby in the Spanish Cup Final tonight.

Any other Boas?