* QPR to bid six million for Gary Hooper. Redknapp complains he wasn't given enough (20m+) to beat the drop.

* Watford have their own AGUE...Solksjaer moment, winning the playoff semi-final in dramatic fashion. Playoffs been good this year.

* Sturridge gets a hat-trick against west brom or west ham.

* Newcastle are safe and Pardew effectively throws the Arsenal game to the delight of that joporz guy.

* Rumours Fergie might be leaving.

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