and you poke it with a straw to make it disintegrate (normally).
but it's not disintegrating.
straw bends uselessly.
shit's too god mode, harder than petrified wood.
you had 200 straws at the start of the year, supplies now running low.
none used for drinking.
accidentally drop straw in the toilet.
straws don't flush.
use coathanger.
slay shit.
murder your own shit.
flush.