Literally no-one cares about most of the Premier League games, with the title already won, the same old boring sides contesting 3rd-5th, and two of the relegation spots sealed. Norwich v Villa is Lambert-tasty, Wigan might be fooked if they fail to win, and a mid-table Merseyside derby on Sunday, but otherwise, meh.

Final day of the Championship season, as Ull and Watford go for the last automatic place; Palace, Bolton, Forest and *maybe* Leicester try for two play-off slots; and realistically five teams try to avoid joining Brizzle City and Wolves in League One, with Huddersfield/Good Side Barnsley the pick.

Swindon v Brentford, the League Two play-offs second legs, the BSP Wales Final between Wrexham and Newport County other mention-worthy domestic games.

Elsewhere...Barca, Ajax, PSG and Juve can all win their respective leagues. Other notable games include Napoli v Inter, a Champions Leauge Final practice, and surprise Portuguese Liga package Pacos Ferreira v Sporting Lisbon.

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