As part of my college course I made a tv pilot about being unemployed.
I was watching it back on youtube and decided to switch on captions and it seems youtube has a pretty vague idea of what the the English language actually sounds like.
"Dylan, come in sit down" becomes "Uh, coming inside and bang"
"have you got your job diary there?" becomes "esposa no facial hair"
"willing to swear on my life" becomes "willing to switch wife"

Certainly makes me watch it back in a different light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84KGrNly5vY