i had a Clown College moment on the bus to work today. i'm gonna buy it;
http://surrealfootball.spreadshirt.co.uk/welbz-t-shirt-A21021345

* barcelona probably have one foot in the semis despite a late equalizer from PSG. beckham doesn't really do much. messi gets an injury, but not one that a few more steroids won't cure.

* bayern ease past juventus, but i don't think that tie is over yet.

* troy deeney scores as watford get a very good away win against hull. don't know what else happened in the championship yesterday but its probably still well tight.

* loads of people moan about di canio not changing his political views since being in charge of swindon.

* kompany transfer request stories dominate the back pages.

what else?