normally i'm a papa john man, but they've let me down too many times recently.....just by being.... disappointing.

the menu is pretty awful. if you just want a pizza with some meat and veg, you've pretty much only got one option. they're too esoteric with their stuff.

so i tried pizza hut at the weekend.

jesus fucking christ. cold. flat. bereft of topping. chewy.

just a staggeringly shit pizza. so i called up to tell them that they're just delivered the world's saddest pizza, and they did at least bring some replacements round....(probably jizzed on)

...but they were still completely shit, if a little hotter.

i don't really fancy getting a domino's, as the pictures make them look like they've been made from play-doh.

so what's a pizza lover to do?

should i look to the local kebab shop?

surely there's a gap in the market for someone to start a wanky pretentious middle-class, 'all our ingredients are locally sourced' type pizza delivery place that actually cooks nice pizza...and not just shit.

thoughts?