what exactly. What do you say to the person at the counter. Is there something at McDonald's you have never ordered? Who here *actually* gets a Fillet-O-Fish burger?

+100 Indie Points for "I've never been to McDonald's" and if this is your answer then get out of here you damn hippy

Personally, I usually order a medium McChicken burger meal with added cheese. If I'm feeling especially frivolous I might add sweet-chilli sauce too. Or I ask for extra mayo. Mayo is incredible. You gotta ask for ketchup as well, you can't have fries without ketchup, what the heck is wrong with you? Coke no ice too, please.

I'm very hungry and this isn't helping.