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due to current affairs i just keep thinking about whether i could become the pope

cat_race [Edit] [Delete] 13:39, 14 March '13

obviously it would take a little while. i would need to become a catholic and do whatever it is that they do on their way up through the hierarchy. look after a church or a nunnery for a bit until eventually i get chosen as pope. i could do some public praying to 'god' (lol) but in private i'll just do my own thing. i'll probably need to pretend i hate gay people and condoms and whatever else. the only problem would be is if i became pope (through good acting) and then found out god was actually real. that would be bad.


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