Rangers NewCo get away with what can only be described as a slap on the wrist for more than a decade of cheating. I was looking forward to yet another soulful McCoist vs. the World interview personally.

Rust sets in at Upton Park. Something season something something.

Meppen-Walter gets 16 months for killing two people. Good looking prospect, silly boy.

Never mind though, it's the weekend soon! Hurray!