"If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies"

and there was I thinking that big nuclear missiles were essentially to impress other men......whereas Morrisey is surely insinuating that the are to attract the laydees