http://www.tomforth.co.uk/guardiancomments/

*I don't go to the pub often since I hate commercial lagers, but I was drinking an American Pale Ale with a friend yesterday and it really got us thinking. If my cleaner can speak such wonderful English, why can't all children in the UK learn at least two foreign languages? We might as well adopt American-style gun laws and let the EDL take over government because this country's going to hell anyway.*

I don't know if these are just real comments or not :'D